Now I'm on Trial for What You Think I Said

“Two days ago I bought the orange juice and now there's none.”
“I haven’t had any at all, so it wasn’t me.”
“Nick?”
“Why do you always accuse me? I’ve only had two glasses. It was dad.”
“What? I only had a glass yesterday and that’s it.”
“Oh, so it was no-one. It just magically disappeared…”

Seriously, I think I’ve had that same “who drank all the juice” conversation one hundred times over and still there’s no lead on where the orange juice is going. Who really knows where anything is going at the moment?