I Can't Get No Relief

It's not like I'd ever tell him I fancied him. Oh no, that's far too risky. It'd ruin out friendship; it would.
Have we already pushed that barrier? Probably.
But it was nothing, right?
It was an accident. Merely an accident that just happened to occur on two completely separate occasions.
But not again. I swear never...

NB: "Never" would obviously be discarded if said he wanted to.
By god, I hope he wants to.