Vicious Wail

Sunday, July 26, 2009

When Harry Met Sally

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -Harry Burns

Why Would You Wish That On Me?

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Monday, July 20, 2009

Now I'm on Trial for What You Think I Said

“Two days ago I bought the orange juice and now there's none.”
“I haven’t had any at all, so it wasn’t me.”
“Nick?”
“Why do you always accuse me? I’ve only had two glasses. It was dad.”
“What? I only had a glass yesterday and that’s it.”
“Oh, so it was no-one. It just magically disappeared…”

Seriously, I think I’ve had that same “who drank all the juice” conversation one hundred times over and still there’s no lead on where the orange juice is going. Who really knows where anything is going at the moment?